I spent years living on fast food. Is that why I still have a taste for the processed soy-protein stuff in the frozen sections of supermarkets? When I bite down on a Boca Burger, I think cafeteria. Mmmmm, satisfaction. Typing now, my salivary glands have started doing their thing. This stuff is like childhood training for an all-veggie diet. Go on, Taco Bell, take that leap! You're so close! Going from 38% to 0% is a small step. Do it! Do it! I double-dog dare you!