Look out! I guess that, judging by the name, once you've stayed here a few times, you'll want to move on to seedier and seedier motels. You won't be able to stop yourself. There's a discount liquor store right there, so you'll be able to ease your passage downward a bit.
Hm, if you can't afford to stay with the leprechauns, just turn right.
Do you think St. Patrick would be willing to chase roaches out, too?
Sure and 'tis full this mornin'.
So there we are. More eerie and decadent beauty will be coming your way soon, courtesy of your favorite Monkey. Stay tuned!